1. What are your nickname/s?
Jes, Jesse, Nugget, Lovebird
, Poop, Strawberry McFaggotcakes2. Are there any nicknames you wish people called you?
Not really, no.
3. If you had to be stuck at one age for the rest of your life, how old would you be?
Probably like, uh, 26? I don't know, seems like a good enough age.
4. What colour clothes do you like best?
I guess gray/grey or dark blue?
5. If you had a pet cactus, what would you name him/her?
Paul McCartney. 6. Your most-hated movie?
I honestly don't- SHARKNADO. That movie was too fucked up to be good. Go watch it though
7. What do you think of 3D movies?
They're wonderful. I've never seen any sex-scenes in 3D movies, though, but probably for a good reason.
8. Ever get motion sickness? (car, boat, aeroplane, elevator, etc)
Sometimes on boats, but very rarely, actually. 9. So, your thoughts on elevators?
I hate them. I absolutely hate them with the burning passion of a bazillion suns. 10. Have you ever Role Played?
11. What's your favorite public holiday? (Birthdays don't count)
Well, I would guess that birthdays didn't count. Anyways, I'd say Halloween. That day is the day I can go dressed around in silly costumes without people looking twice at me. 12. Best season of the year for you?
Summer, even though there's winter 90% of the time here in Norway. 13. Do you ever want to go to Antarctica?
It'd be a nice experience, but I'll pass on the offer. 14. Have you ever had to stay in hospital overnight?
Nope. I rarely go to hospitals, because I'm invincible.
15. Glasses: attractive, or a turnoff?
Ehhh, I guess they can be attractive.16. What kind of job do you respect the most? (Fire-fighters, doctors, people in the army, etc)
The "normal" people. The ones to go to work from nine to five, doing their daily thing. Those who work their asses of just to get a promotion. The average Joe. Sure, they might not risk their lives and limbs at the battlefield, nor do they save dozens of lives every day, but they built this world. Fathers. Mothers. Brothers. Sisters. Those who pack your bags at the grocery. Those who own the shop on the corner of the street where you buy your coffee every morning. Those who make the tiny difference. Those are the people I respect the most.
17. Do you have a favourite flower?
Well, I guess I like roses.18. Now for a manly question: do you enjoy driving? (Or think you will when you're able)
Much manly question. Very hairy chest. So male. Such penis.
I do not, though. I might like it when I'm able to, but I can't say for sure.
19. What's one thing you never leave home without?
20. Batman. Sure, he saves lives and has a famous comic and all, but he has as many superpowers as you or I. Do you think he really counts as a superhero?
What kind of troll-questions are you asking, you lil shit You don't have to have powers to be a hero, nor to be super. I'd say he counts as a superhero.
21. If you could become one pokemon, which one would it be?
I honestly don't know.22. Write one thing about yourself you wouldn't tell your parents.
23. What do you think of when I say FIRE?
"Nah, I don't smoke" -Me24. What country would you like to visit right now?
USA, I guess.
Because girlfriend, you know.25. Do you think you'll ever end up in jail at some point in your life?
Yeah, probably for punching someone like you in the face for asking crap questions.
26. Do you have/plan to get any tattoos or piercings?
Nah, I don't know yet. Time will show.27. How many pets do you have?
I have a gekko (a lizard thingy). So that makes one.
28. What's your thoughts on OCs? (Original characters)
Some people have them, others don't. I don't see a problem with having them, and I don't see a problem with not having them. 29. If you were in a position of power, what's the first thing you would do?
Brag about it to everyone I met.30. List three turn-ons for you:
When someone bites their lip, when someone bites my lip, when someone kisses my neck.31. Now list three sure-fire turn-offs:
Farting during anal 32. Do you have any favourite faces to use online?
Eh, I guess, but I'm too lazy to list them.
33. Do you like trampolines?
They can be fun, I guess.
34. If you saw a shooting star, would you wish on it?
35. If you had a novel published, what would the title be?
Wait and see, dear. Wait and see.
36. What do you think of photos of yourself?
37. When was the last time you saw the sun rise?
This summer. It's a while ago.
38. So, what do you think of memes like this? Any reason in particular you take these?
Because I got nothing better to do with my life.
39. There's only one female smurf. How do you think they reproduce?
There's three possibilities:
1. They don't reproduce, but they never die.
2. They have lots of sex with that one female smurf.
3. The male smurfs are able to give birth.
40. What's one music group you think everyone should be into at the moment?
I think everyone should be into my ass
41. Take a quick look at your fridge. What's on it right now?
Not too much, actually. I should go and buy some more stuff just to fill up the fridge and feel better about myself.¨42. Who has it easier: boys, or girls?
Sorry, these questions are fucking stupid
Uh, I guess neither has it easy.
43. What's do you think the meaning of life is?
The meaning of life is 42
44. Which is better: pirates or ninjas?
Pirates! They can plunder my booty every day.
45. If you could change your hair color, what would it be?
Technically, I kinda can.
I guess dark brown/black.46. How'd your first day at school go? Anything interesting happen?
47. What's the best kind of chocolate?
The kind of chocolate that comes out of the butt.48. Do you think you'll ever try drugs in your life?
49. How are you sitting while you type this? Comfortable?
Yeah, I'm quite comfortable, I guess.
50. Do you believe in ghosts, or any of the paranormal?
Mmmmm, I guess ghosts can exists, but I have no idea how.
51. What's your favorite insult to call people?
What makes you think I insult people, you poop-licking, dust-sniffing, pee-puking lil shit?
52. Do you have any phobias or fears?
I have a fear for being replaced. 53. Who's your favorite family member?
54. How much money's in your wallet right now?
Not too much, since I visited your mom yesterday. Oh wait, that means I do have a lot.
55. Mention some of the best memories you've ever had at school?
I got to touch a boob once.
I had apple-pie once.
56. What's your sleeping pattern like? Anything you'd change?
It's pretty fucked up, but I follow no rules. 2 cool 4 dat
57. What's wrong with the next generation?
I am the next generation, and I'm perfect, so shut your mouth.58. How many tabs and windows do you have open right now?
Three. Two on my computer, and one in the living room.
59. Is there any particular costume/cosplay you'd like to wear? I'd like to cosplay as the Doctor 60. When something goes wrong, who's the first person you blame?
61. What's your favourite musical instrument?
A guitar. I wish I could play the guitar.
62. If you could make one animal extinct, which one would it be? Why do they deserve it?
I'd like to say humans, but I guess I can't, sooooo I'd say no animals. We're all here for a reason.63. Is the glass half empty, or half full?
That really depends. If you filled it up 'till it was full, then drank/poured out enough liquid until the liquid reached the middle of the glass, it would be half empty. If you just filled it up to the middle with liquid, and that's it, it would be half full. I hope somebody understood that 64. What do you have as your wallpaper right now?
There's like, stars and planets and shit.
65. Have you ever cross-dressed?
66. Which is more fun: being short, or tall?
I wouldn't know about being short, but I'm pretty content with being tall.
67. Do you have any guilty pleasures?
I like what I like, and if you have a problem with that, then get the fuck out of my sight.
68. What's the last trading card game you played?
Poke my man.
69. Are sixty-nine jokes still funny?
I see what you did there. I see it right there, you filthy lil bugger.
Well, that pretty much sums it up!
I did it!
I really like doing these, even though some of the questions are too dumb for my brain to handle properly. And I spam them with emoticons.
I hope you enjoyed wasting your time by reading all of this, though~